Dave Sez

Russian Ostrich

I admit it; I watched the Olympic Ritualized Child Abuse and Tumbling competition last night. For a while, I was thinking that the anorexic Russian star, the one who's been in the last three or four Olympics, was the same one that John Tesh used to breathlessly call "The Belarussian Swan." Remember that? He said that over and over. Anyway, it's not really her.

Still, I have a nickname for her. The Russian Ostrich.

Or maybe the Russian Stick Bug: