Dave Sez

The Hokies Are Mystikal

This is an odd idea. Sexy Results tried to find the corresponding rapper for each college football team. Damn if they didn't pull it off.

It's a funny read even though I honestly had never heard of about half of the rappers. Who knew there were so many out there?

One funny sample:

Northwestern/Public Enemy

Known to stumble into the public's eye every couple of years or so, but only well-educated white people with jobs in the media seem to care.

BTW, the pics of the rappers cracked me up. I can just hear the photographer from ALL of these shoots. Read in a slight British accent. "Beautiful, darlings! Now can I get you to turn the to side a bit? Perfect! OK, tilt that cap a bit to the side or maybe just pull it down over your brow. Make it rakish! Excellent! OK, last thing - tilt your head and look pissed. Or maybe just look cocky. I know, imagine that some sucker just looked at you for a bit too long. Why's he frontin'? Yes, that's what we want! Now, do you have any tattoos that we can show off in some more pics? ..."

Oh, don't miss the Maryland writeup and corresponding link. Good times.