Dave Sez

Freakin' Deacon Yeah Whatever

Though kickoff isn't scheduled until 3:30, they start coming early - 15 minutes, 30 minutes, even an hour. The line of cars on Deacon Boulevard is backed up for an entire quarter of a mile in two directions. Traffic is snarled everywhere within a two-block radius of the stadium. Any driver who happens to find himself on this side of town on game day might be mildly inconvenienced.

... and so begins a hilarious tribute to Wake Forest football - an institution that's under attack by Jim Grobe's unhealthy winning ways.

Funny, funny stuff. A good find by semi-frequent poster and chuckling NC State fan badknees.