Dave Sez

Long National Nightmare Begins

You may have heard the news: Mike Krzyzewski is going to coach the US Olympic basketball team for at least the next three years.

It's a tough time for the Duke haters. And they are legion. One of those hater happens to be damn good (and funny) writer. His name is Patrick Hruby and he's thinking of emmigrating to Canada.

My favorite part was this:

Also, we remember Steve Wojciechowski's winning the National Defensive Player of the Year award, pretty much for leading the country in floor slaps. Oy.