Dave Sez

I guess it is over already. You always tell us too late. All I hear is some guy and a chick with a pretty sexy voice. I hope you got to talk to her, Dave, although she doesn't know what fantasy baseball is, so I guess she is not on there for her baseball knowledge.... I wonder if her name is Misty Beethoven....

william wrote:

I guess it is over already. You always tell us too late. All I hear is some guy and a chick with a pretty sexy voice. I hope you got to talk to her, Dave, although she doesn't know what fantasy baseball is, so I guess she is not on there for her baseball knowledge.... I wonder if her name is Misty Beethoven....

Or maybe Candy.

Yeah, sorry about the late notice. We just put together the timeslot yesterday and I forgot to post it until the last minute.

God.... Now they are talking about fantasy baseball, which is something that I hate and they aren't letting the vapid girl say anything.

Is there anything worse than watching a game with someone involved in fantasy leagues? They keep switching back and forth in terms of what they are rooting for. Joe Smoe hits a home-run and first they say "Oh, no, and then they say, Oh, wait, that doesn't hurt me, because I put this pitcher on the DL already, I forgot....

Or their favorite team wins 42-14 but they are upset because the running back came out early because it was a blow-out and didn't get his yardage. Groan!

Her name is Jessica. Now he is letting her talk again. She is reading out the name of every person listening to the show. It reminds me of the old joke about the NFL where the crowds were so sparse that the players would go up into the crowds and introduce themselves. P'ching ching.

Jessica loves the Mets. She considers them to be underdogs and thinks that they have nice colors and David Wright is cute, she says.

Jessica says that it is hard work being a pitcher and that they have to use their entire body when they pitch, which she appreciates, because she says that she uses her entire body to do things too.

Jessica's screen name is bootiful, she says and she enjoys dating men who like to roll around with her in piles of money....

Now Jessica is giving her picks for top ten "big bats".

Jessica says that pitchers usually aren't good hitters because they use up all of their concentration on defense....

I guess that makes Babe Ruth a genius. Man, that guy was a great hitter and a great pitcher and at the same time.

They are thanking all of the guests and I think that they forgot to thank Dave, because they are just letting Jessica take over the show. Well, this was my live blog of Dave's appearance on Sports Pulse, I hope that you all enjoyed it. Grant and Jessica are signing off and so am I.

Can't believe I went away and missed this running commentary!

Dave, next time you should tell them that you want Jessica to interview you and if my busy job allows me, I will see if I can even liveblog the part where you are on....